Caption Contest: Putting the “Flare” in Madison Square

Via Gothamist, this van went up in flames at Madison Square at around 11 a.m. No one was hurt, apparently, though it looks like a lot of people will have to go search for an inferior lunch spot on a beautiful day.

Captions?

Source: http://www.streetsblog.org/2013/07/31/caption-contest-putting-the-flare-in-madison-square/

Paco Godia Carel Godin de Beaufort Christian Goethals Paul Goldsmith